Poem by T. Dunn A Public Service Announcement I'm insert celebrity name here & I learned the hard way that insert negative behavior here gets you nowhere. The subtext: it was fun while it lasted and I may do it again, only next time, I won't get caught. Don't try this at home, boys and girls. I'm rich and keep a good lawyer on full-time retainer, so I only had to make this video and pay a token fine. But you could actually go to jail. Don't make the same mistake that I did, kid. All contents copyright © 1998 The Blue Moon Review, All Rights Reserved.